And the “winner” goes to… “alternative facts” (which might be copyrighted by Kellyanne Conway, who knows).
Let me use a short quote of the English Wikipedia article about something else related to truths:
“The phrase “alternative facts” was claimed to be similar to a phrase used in Trump’s 1987 book, Trump: The Art of the Deal. In that book, “truthful hyperbole” was described as “an innocent form of exaggeration—and … a very effective form of promotion”.”
Sounds quite a bit Ferengi to me…
So much about (bad) joke figures for today; sorry about the rant.